I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

- Ogden Nash
 

Part 2

Some feminists didn't like these signs

This sign baffled most people.  The key, of course, lies with the full stop after "Doesn't"

If I owned a cigarette company, these would be the biggest words on the pack

One mother from nearby St Mark's School complained about having to explain what it meant to her 7-year-old son

Otherwise probably have more fun

Source: A Corner of Wellington by Chris Stevenson 1997

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