The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

- Clint Eastwood
 

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intelligent men who are looking for a long-term commitment.

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Rodney was reading the morning newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men.  Excited to prove to his wife, Cathy, his long-held contention that women in general, and Cathy in particular, talked too much, he showed her the study results.  Rodney read the report to Cathy, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."

Cathy thought awhile, then finally she said to him, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."

Rodney said, "What?"

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	Nice men are ugly.
	Handsome men are not nice.
	Handsome and nice men are gay.
	Handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
	Men who are not so handsome but are nice - have no money.
	Men who are not so handsome but are nice and have money think we're only after their money.
	Handsome men without money are after our money.
	Handsome men who aren't so nice but are somewhat heterosexual - don't think we're beautiful enough and are misers.
	Men who think we're beautiful, who are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money are generally cowardly.
	Men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money and (thank God!) are heterosexual are shy - they NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
	Men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us if we take the initiative.

This is why we're single.

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Eight Serious Guy No-Nos

Even if you're half a man, it's important to put on a good show, old boy.

1. Crying Yourself to Sleep
   Exceptions: Your dad dies, sororities are outlawed, your Ferrari gets repossessed, you really have bad menstrual cramps.
2. Fighting a Buddy over a Girl
   Exceptions: The girl in question has you wrapped around her finger, she's got a snappin' gyro, or you can take him.
3. Shaving Your Privates
   Exceptions: You're doing a porno film or your fella likes it that way.
4. Renting Steel Magnolias
   Exceptions: Sally Field is the only woman who can make you laugh and cry.
5. Arguing Splitting a Bill Evenly
   Exceptions: None.  Cheap people should be ridiculed and ostracised.
6. Kicking a Guy in the Balls
   Exceptions: You're new in prison and fighting for your virginity.
7. Breaking the Guy Code of Silence
   Exceptions: Videotape evidence or 72 straight hours of listening to "Just tell the truth and it will be OK."
8. Letting Someone Disparage a Bond Film in Your Presence
   Exceptions: The person doing it has saved the world from an evil, but brilliant, captain of industry on more than one occasion.

Source: Maxim "Risky Business" May 2001

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