Who Are They Meeting


Secure Men's Meeting

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

- Clint Eastwood

Annual Meeting of single, emotionally-stable, financially-secure,
intelligent men who are looking for a long-term commitment.

Source: The Web

Rodney was reading the morning newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men.  Excited to prove to his wife, Cathy, his long-held contention that women in general, and Cathy in particular, talked too much, he showed her the study results.  Rodney read the report to Cathy, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."

Cathy thought awhile, then finally she said to him, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."

Rodney said, "What?"

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All About Men

bulletNice men are ugly.
bulletHandsome men are not nice.
bulletHandsome and nice men are gay.
bulletHandsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
bulletMen who are not so handsome but are nice - have no money.
bulletMen who are not so handsome but are nice and have money think we're only after their money.
bulletHandsome men without money are after our money.
bulletHandsome men who aren't so nice but are somewhat heterosexual - don't think we're beautiful enough and are misers.
bulletMen who think we're beautiful, who are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money are generally cowardly.
bulletMen who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money and (thank God!) are heterosexual are shy - they NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
bulletMen who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us if we take the initiative.

This is why we're single.

Source: Somewhere on the web

Eight Serious Guy No-Nos

Even if you're half a man, it's important to put on a good show, old boy.

  1. Crying Yourself to Sleep
    Exceptions: Your dad dies, sororities are outlawed, your Ferrari gets repossessed, you really have bad menstrual cramps.
  2. Fighting a Buddy over a Girl
    Exceptions: The girl in question has you wrapped around her finger, she's got a snappin' gyro, or you can take him.
  3. Shaving Your Privates
    Exceptions: You're doing a porno film or your fella likes it that way.
  4. Renting Steel Magnolias
    Exceptions: Sally Field is the only woman who can make you laugh and cry.
  5. Arguing Splitting a Bill Evenly
    Exceptions: None.  Cheap people should be ridiculed and ostracised.
  6. Kicking a Guy in the Balls
    Exceptions: You're new in prison and fighting for your virginity.
  7. Breaking the Guy Code of Silence
    Exceptions: Videotape evidence or 72 straight hours of listening to "Just tell the truth and it will be OK."
  8. Letting Someone Disparage a Bond Film in Your Presence
    Exceptions: The person doing it has saved the world from an evil, but brilliant, captain of industry on more than one occasion.

Source: Maxim "Risky Business" May 2001

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