Nothing Men Can Do


Nagmaster 2007

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

- Franklin P Jones

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.

- Elbert Hubbard

At last - instant spousal chastisement enters the digital age!

WOMEN - until now, to maintain the upper hand in any relationship, you've had to rely on your innate ability to remember and log your partner's shortcomings, recalling from memory, at will, the most insignificant of petty annoyances to be dissected in excruciating mindblowing detail.

But that's all about to change.

With NagMaster 2007, those days are gone.

This simple software application allows you to catalogue every miniscule blunder into an extensive, acrimonious database, giving you argument-winning bitter recriminations at the click of a mouse!

"Was it August 3rd last year when he muttered something slightly disparaging about you under his breath?"  You know it was!  Now you'll have spreadsheet proof.

NagMaster 2007 makes spousal chastisement less demanding than ever!

Every little argument, every simple dispute, every spat is yours.  And there is nothing men can do except apologise from within the fog of their own bewilderment!!


NagMaster 2007 only £39.99

Source: the web

For High-Tech Nagging: The Key Ring Digital Reminder

You probably don't mean to henpeck your husband, but what options do you have, given his ever-shrinking attention span?  Not only is he bound to forget to pick up the kids and the dry cleaning, he's just as likely to forget his cell phone.

In fact, you can't count on your husband taking much more than his car keys.  That's why this Christmas he might need the Totes Voice Recording Key Ring ($21.99) - a micro recorder that lets you reach out and nag someone.  Each morning, you just leave a 20-second message to help him plan his day and your voice will ring out in his car, thanks to an automatic playback button that can be set on a timer, according to how often you think he needs to be nudged.  Just don't let him remove the batteries from this handy nag-o-matic.

Source: "Strange Holiday Gifts" 9 December 2003

Why Men Dislike Reading Maps

I have a theory: the only people who will enjoy this are women - that's because most men don't like reading maps.

Or Receiving Their Monthly Assessment!

Source: Funny Times

What Are the Options?

So - lighten up!

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