![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Accept a breath mint if someone offers you one. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never drive while holding a cup of hot coffee between your knees. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Eat a piece of chocolate to cure bad breath from onions or garlic. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never remind someone of a kindness or act of generosity you have shown him or her. Bestow a favour and forget it. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | When you get really angry, stick your hands in your pockets. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Accept the fact that regardless of how many times you're right, you will sometimes be wrong. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Every once in a while ask yourself the question, If money weren't a consideration, what would I like to be doing? |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never give anybody a fondue set or anything painted avocado green. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Remember the 3 Rs: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Plant zucchini only if you have lots of friends. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Take along a small gift for the host or hostess when you're a dinner guest. A book is a good choice. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never be photographed with a cocktail glass in your hand. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't marry a woman who picks at her food. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Take off the convention badge as soon as you leave the convention hall. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Write a short note inside the front cover when giving a book as a gift. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never give a gift that's not beautifully wrapped. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't think expensive equipment will make up for a lack of talent or practice. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Learn to say "I love you" in French, Italian, and Swedish. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | When you are totally exhausted but have to keep going, wash your face and hands and put on clean socks and a clean shirt. You will feel remarkably refreshed. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Life will sometimes hand you a magical moment. Savour it. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't confuse comfort with happiness. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Check for toilet paper before sitting down. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Marry a woman you love to talk to. As you get older, her conversational skills will be as important as any other. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Purchase one piece of original art each year, even if it's just a small oil painting by a high school student. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Keep your private thoughts private. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't do business with anyone who has a history of suing people. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never say anything uncomplimentary about your wife or children in the presence of others. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Apologise immediately when you lose your temper, especially to children. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Get organised. Know where you are headed. But if something wonderful and unexpected comes along, be flexible enough to follow it. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Remember that nothing important ever happens until someone takes a chance. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never pick up anything off the floor of a cab. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Leave change where a child can find it. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | When travelling the back roads, stop whenever you see a sign that reads "Honey for Sale." |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't outlive your money. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | When your dog dies, frame its collar and put it in a window facing west. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Let some things remain mysterious. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never eat a sugared doughnut when wearing a dark suit. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Keep and file the best business letters you receive. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Hire people more for their judgement than for their talents. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Love someone who doesn't deserve it. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Regardless of the situation, react with class. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't eat hot food, yellow snow, toffees, peanut, butter, or wasps (flies are okay). |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't drink seawater, fizzy drinks, or out of the toilet. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't get fat. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't go to sleep on ants' nests. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't chase sheep unless you're qualified. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't pee on houseplants or wet yourself when having your tummy tickled. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't try to catch a ball that's small enough to swallow |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't countenance incest. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't be embarrassed about showing off your private parts. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't whine. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Be inquisitive. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Control your jealousy. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Be someone's hero. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Wear your collar and tag with pride. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Stay indoors for fireworks. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Take your owners for walks (never let a little rain dissuade you!). |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Push your nose under someone's elbow if you want attention. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Stick your head out the window (or preferably the sunroof) of a fast-moving car. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Keep your tail away from young children and down when it's cold and windy. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Chase frisbees but not boomerangs. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Learn to find your own way home. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | When you get old, learn some new tricks. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Learn to say "Sorry" and to shake hands. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Learn to unwrap your own presents. |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Lie down in front of the fire - but not too close. |
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