Q.  Your timid date has never ridden a roller-coaster.  "C'mon, you'll love it!" you lie.  Which seat offers the best hope of turning her trembling and helpless?

A. Take her on a hot day (wheel lubricants become slicker); ride a packed train (reduces wind resistance).  The front seat gives the most exciting view but it's slow over the top, not picking up speed until near the bottom and it soon turns upwards - not that scary.  The caboose, in contrast, is jerked careening over the crest so you feel you're being catapulted up and out of your seat (negative Gs).  At this moment riders release the safety bar and hold arms high in bravado, trusting the coaster's restraining devices.  The problem for you is if your date proves puddle-proof and hikes up her arms, you'll have to do it, too.

- Jearl Walker
The Flying Circus of Physics
via Bill and Rich Sones strangetrue@compuserve.com
 

Speed is the form of ecstasy the technical revolution has bestowed on man.
There is a secret bond between slowness and memory, between speed and forgetting.

- Milan Kundera
 

Photos:

Down:	Blow Me Down   Explosion!
Through:	Coming Through
Around:	Get Bent     Get Stuck     Get Your Head Out
All Over:	Tattoos   Wildcat Men   Canvas of Skin   Dangers/Alternatives
Out:	Mountainbikers' Heaven   Extreme Ironing
In:	Underground Retreat   Aboveground Retreat   Backyard Retreat   Hobbit's Retreat   Futuristic Retreat   Treehouse Retreat
With:	Sears Catalogue Homes
About:	Upwardly Mobile: Prefabs
Under:	Starvation   War Photographers Plagued
Up in Smoke:	Slow Burn   Light My Fire   Lightning Strikes

People:

Cortically Challenged:	Dynamite Dog   Loch Ness Monster   Super Bowl Sting
Visually Challenged:	Bump Lets Lisa See   Blind Leading the Blind   Eating, Acting in the Dark
Respirationally Challenged:	Dead Wives Club   Witches Killed   Gas Poisoning   Magnetised Missile
Requiring Luck:	Feeling Lucky?   Put It on My Bill   Spidermen Face Death   11-Story Fall   Nailed
Requiring Nature:	Shark Lifts Boat   Colossal Squid    Square Meals
Requiring Verification:	Magnetic Personality   Magnetic Skin   Magnetic Field Effects
Requiring Two:	Twins in Black and White   Think Twice   Identical Twins   Half Brother Twins

Facts:

Old:	Methuselah Mushroom   Giant Protozoa
Smart:	100 Facts
Curious:	Why Didn't I Think of That?   Curiosities
Hot:	Corporate Sex   Family Sex
Different:	Finger Length Ratios &   Homosexuality/Autism   Depression/Heart Attacks
Future:	Reunions / Ageing Classmates   Modern Medicine
Past:	Language Gene   Surnames Track DNA   Time Travel   BS Bingo
Now:	The Power of Negative Thinking

Diversions

Amusement:	Jokes
Art:	Senses and Science   Quantum Cloud   Jellyfish Art   Just Skidding   Spies Sing
Education:	Two Similar Plans for Spelling Improvement   Pronunciation Problems
Law:	No Escape / No Rest   No Smoking / No Fair!   No Dancing / No Sense of Humour   No Luck / No Mail
This Is Just Weird: Part 1   Part 2   Part 3	What Is This Thing?   Just Like a Turtle   Dome, Dymaxion, Fire Escape
Recreation:	20 Fun Things for Elevators   I'm Stuck   Hit the Floor
Relief: Part 1   Part 2   Part 3	Hip Bathrooms   Basic Toilet Facts   Take the Test
Inspiration:	Losing It   Rewarded by Virtue   Not So Different   Flawed Hero

Conclusion:

Totalling?

Brains,   Courage,   Integrity

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