Using Her Head
Shine Your Light This WayAn English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. Predictably, the men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing," and the women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." - Somewhere on the web May You Find What You're Looking for This Holiday Season! Source: Stuart Craven - The Ink Group I thought this card was funny because it illustrates the "your most important job is to help me" attitude males can develop toward females if they aren't ever-vigilant. Speaking of the Holiday Season...According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them - from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. The Christmas Miracle for Those Who Believe in MagicMost Americans believe the virgin birth is literally true, a Newsweek poll found. According to the poll on beliefs about Jesus:
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For this Newsweek poll, Princeton Survey Research Associates interviewed by telephone 1,009 adults aged 18 and older on 2 and 3 December. The margin of error is + or - 3 percentage points. Source: msnbc.msn.com 5 December 2004 © Newsweek, Inc. Men’s Most Vital Organ Shrinks with Ageby Buck Wolf Scientists may have determined why men tell women that size doesn’t matter. A new study shows that male brains shrink faster with age than female brains. Researchers at Detroit’s Henry Ford Hospital, using magnetic resonance images, found the shrinkage most pronounced in the frontal and temporal lobes, which control thinking, planning and memory. “My wife says it’s no surprise to her,” said Dr C Edward Coffey, the chairman of the hospital’s psychiatry department, who led the study. Between the ages of 65 and 95, men experience an average 30% increase in cerebrospinal fluid around the outside of the brain, an indication of brain shrinkage. Women, over the same ages, experience a 1% increase in fluid. Researches say they don’t know whether the greater shrinkage has any effect on how older men think or behave. But Coffey said the greater brain shrinkage in men may help explain some of the differences between the sexes and other behavioral changes, which will be the subject of future research. At least now this proves women wrong when they call their elderly husbands “fat heads.” And maybe science can harness whatever causes a man’s brain to shrink and apply it to his ever-increasing beer gut. Source: Wolf Files at abcnews.go.com where Wolf is a producer; the Wolf Files is a regular weekly feature of the US section MuscleheadHe's ArmedWhat's on Their MindsSource: Hugh Kretschmer Feminism is generally associated with modern, progressive society. Yet few people know that ancient Sparta - infamous for its militarism - granted women exceptional rights. Spartan women could inherit, own, and bequeath property; they were fed and schooled as much as men; they had complete freedom of movement; they married later and could even get away with adultery. So why would the tough Spartan men allow this to happen? Upon subjugating its neighbours - whose population vastly outnumbered Sparta’s - Sparta needed its males to focus entirely on training for war and its females to focus on managing the subjugated population and estates. To give the women sufficient capability and incentive, especially in the absence of men, the men had to grant the extra rights to women, the authors of a new study argue. However, as in modern times, more autonomy for women was associated with lower fertility, which ultimately led to Sparta being unable to field a large enough army, losing control of its subjugated neighbours, and rescinding the rights of its women. Source: boston.com For more articles related to Men including sperm donations on the net, the effects of testosterone, condom sizes, buddies, smells, nagging, gynæcologists, mid-life crises, fathers
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