If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

- Dan Quayle
 

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

- Andrew Johnson
 

Source: somewhere on the web

They Went to the Same Shcool...

Source: web again

And Had the Same Teacher

Source: thesun.co.uk sent to them by Howard

Already Seeing Double

Road Stripers

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers.  The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job.  At the end of the first day the redhead had painted 3 miles the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles.  The boss was so exited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers.

The next day the redhead painted 5 miles and the brunette 5.6 miles and the blonde painted 4 miles.  He told her, "Not to worry - you still have a good lead!"

So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6 miles the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile.  The boss was so disappointed, he asked her, "What went wrong?  You were doing so good!"

She said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away..."

Sickth Sense

I see stupid people...
they're everywhere...
they walk around like everyone else...
they don't even know that they're dumb!"

Source: greece.k12.ny.us

Roundabout

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