“More than 30,000 pigs floated down the Dawson River since last weekend; a piggery at Baralaba is paralysed by flooding which has killed most of its bred livestock.  Reported by the Rockhampton (Queensland) Morning Bulletin — this was soon followed by a correction: What the Baralaba piggery-owner actually said was “30 sows and pigs”, not “30,000 pigs.”  Oops.  Via LanguageLog.
photo source: Swimming Pigs via Cuteness