Greens Are Taking Over
It's Over Your Head
Short piper jokes from the website of Wellington Scottish Pipes and Drums:
Q: What's the difference between a dead piper in the middle of the road and a dead accordion player?
Q: How many pipers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: What do a bagpipe solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
Q: What's the least used sentence in the English language?
Q: What do the bagpipes and a lawsuit have in common?
A piper and a bass drummer were walking in a park. The piper saw a dead bird and said to the bass drummer,
"Look, a dead bird." The bass drummer looked up and asked, "Where?"
Source: One of the two Wellington newspapers sometime in 2000
I like this picture. I think it looks like Lake Wairarapa is dribbling white water into Cook Strait.
Here's an even more distant picture which I think aptly illustrates effects of land body "pollution" (with or without man) on ocean bodies (note the lighter swirls in water near land extending outward for several kilometres):
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