Probing

 

Do-It-Yourself Psychotherapy

Being in therapy is great.  I spend an hour just talking about myself.  It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

- Caroline Rhea
 

Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass?

- Michael Torke
 

Words of comfort, skillfully administered, are the oldest therapy known to man.

- Louis Nizer
 

by Neil Rosenthal

Questions to explore if you are interested in getting to know yourself better or probing deeper about what influences have shaped you.

Writing down your answers will help.  These questions are taken from the book Your Mythic Journey by Sam Keen and Ann Valley-Fox.

bulletWhere did you come from?
bulletWhat happens to you when you die?
bulletWhat are your duties, your obligations?
bulletWhat is taboo and what should you avoid?
bulletWhat is your life's vision?
bulletWhom should you imitate?
bulletWho are your helpers, guides, allies?
bulletWhat is your relationship with animals and nature?
bulletHow satisfied or frustrated are you with your own sexuality?
bulletDo you like the way you've spent your time so far?
bulletWhere are you going?
bulletWhat part has work played in your life?
bulletWhat do you value more?
bulletHow valuable would you be without it?
bulletWhat personal qualities do you possess that were gifts from previous people no longer living?
bulletWhich people, events and institutions arouse your greatest resentment or anger?
bulletWho has frustrated, neglected, manipulated, inhibited or repressed you?
bulletWhen have you been singled out for special attention?
bulletWhich people have enriched your life?
bulletWhat accomplishments, relationships, and moments mean the most to you?
bulletWhat are your regrets?
bulletWhat have you left undone that you wanted to do?
bulletWhat have you done that you wish you hadn't?
bulletWhat moods and emotions have dominated your experience of the death of others (grief, anger, fear, relief)?
bulletWhose death would cause you the greatest sorrow?
bulletWhose would give you the greatest pleasure?
bulletWho would care the most if you died?
bulletWhen did you discover the limitations in your mother?  Father?  Best friend?  A hero?
bulletWhat evil do you wage war against and how?
bulletHow do you clip your wings, prevent yourself from flying, depress yourself?
bulletRecall your most depressed and desperate times.
bulletWhat tricks do you habitually use to heighten your paranoia and increase your isolation?
bulletWhat brings you joy?
bulletWho are you when you dream?
bulletWhat do you fear?
bulletWho has wounded you?
bulletWhom have you injured?
bulletHow do you deal with guilt?
bulletDo you need to have enemies?
bulletHow do you forgive?
bulletWho are your people, your family?
bulletWhat is the source of your power?  Your self-esteem? 
bulletWhat is sacred to you?
bulletWhat is worthy of your respect?
bulletFor what or whom would you sacrifice your time, energy, health, or your life?

Neil Rosenthal is a marriage and family therapist in Colorado.

For questions for couples to ask each other, see Pre-Marital Quiz for Compatibility (further on in this section).

Awesome British Lass Gives Women's Magazines Her Best Left Hook

Marghanita Laski

by Anna

We love to complain that the greatest crime perpetuated by women's magazine editors that they publish the old same crap under different covers month after month, year after year.  Well, yesterday, we were directed to a website, Faking Good Breeding, on which a Smith College coed posted an excerpt from "What Every Woman Knows By Now", an Atlantic article about this most favorite of our irritations.  The piece - written by British novelist/critic Marghanita Laski (no, not like the drink, or the Italian fashion heiress) - is better than anything we could ever dream up: In less than a thousand words, Laski (seen above in 1934) hilariously and accurately calls bullshit on the stuff that modern women's periodicals are made of, and proves that nothing ever changes when it comes to shilling "femininity" on the newsstand and trafficking in man-anxiety.

What Every Woman Knows By Now

Accent On Living" section

May 1950 Atlantic:

It is as much a source of amazement as of income to me that readers of the women's magazines have such an insatiable thirst for reading the same information over and over again, despite the fact that any one year's reading must inevitably give enough information about the technique of being a woman to see one through a lifetime.  I have, then, no fear of spoiling the market, either for myself or others.  Every subject in this symposium, given a snappy title and an angle that appeals to the editor, will still be worth a substantial fee.

ACCESSORIES
The simplest are in the best taste.
Men like women to be in the best taste.

BROKEN HEARTS
Find a new interest.
Time cures all.
Men don't like women to ring them up.

CARE OF FACE
Remove old make-up with cream (dry skins), lotion (oily skins), or superfatted soap (if you must).
Then dab face with an astringent lotion.
Then pat in nourishing cream.
Blackheads are frequently due to internal causes.  Drink lots of water.
Men are repelled by pimples.

CHARM
Charm is an indefinable quality.
Men like it.

CLOTHES
Choose the clothes that suit you.
You can be perfectly dressed at every income level.
Little touches of white must be immaculate.
Diagonal stripes are slimming.
Invest your all in one good little black dress (or tweed suit).
Don't go in for clutter but have lots of bits and pieces that will make one outfit do the work of ten.
Men like black satin, well-cut tweeds, floating tulle, utter simplicity, and don't notice what you wear anyway.

CULTURE
Read good books sometimes.
Men don't like cultured women much.

FIGURE
Figure deficiencies are frequently glandular.  Consult your doctor.
A good corset can correct many figure faults.  Have it fitted by an expert.
Good exercises can correct bad figures.
Men like good figures.

FURS
If you can't afford good furs don't have any, but there are some awfully cheap ones in the shops.
Men are impressed by mink - but then, so are you.

HAIR ON THE HEAD
The condition of the hair reflects the general health.
Massage with the finger tips stimulates the scalp.
Brush fifty times a day and wash at least every fortnight.
Choose the hair style that suits you and don't get into a rut.
No moral opprobrium is attached to dye.
Men love those gleaming tresses.

HAIR, SUPERFLUOUS
In the armpits remove by depilatory.
On the legs remove by depilatory, wax, sandpaper, or razor; the last will coarsen the new growth.
On the face remove by wax (will weaken growth) or by electrolysis (will kill it).
If the growth is slight, bleach with peroxide-and-ammonia.
Men notice superfluous hair.

HANDS
Before doing rough work smooth a protective cream over your hands.
After washing, smooth a creamy lotion over your hands.
Make your hands flexible by shaking in one way or another.
File your nails to the shape that suits you.
Press back your cuticles after you've had a bath.
Chipped polish looks slovenly.
Men abhor scarlet talons.

JEWELRY
One big good piece is better than a lot of little cheap trinkets.
One big cheap piece is better than a lot of little good ones.
In fact, One Big Piece is Best.
Men are better if they like jewelry.

MAKE-UP
Smooth on foundation cream or lotion, not forgetting neck.
Add rouge where it improves the natural shape of your face.
Add discreet eye-shadow and mascara on the upper lids only.
Paint outline of lips with a brush, fill in with lipstick, blot on a tissue, powder, and add more lipstick.
Press in powder over face and neck; remove surplus.
Men don't like women to be obviously made up.

MANNERS
Be sweet to old people.
Be kind to his mother.
Be nice to other girls - they have brothers.
Don't comb your hair or clean your nails in public.
Don't order directly from the waiter.
Don't swear or drink too much.
Men hate red marks on coffee cups.

MARRIAGE
Enter it joyously and proudly.
Remember you've got to take as well as give.
There are all sorts of compensations.
Men should be encouraged to wash up.

PERFUME
Choose the perfume that suits you.
Spray it onto your body but never onto your clothes.
Test new perfume by trying a drop on the back of your hand.
Have different perfumes for different moods or make one perfume distinctively YOU.
Men are enraptured by perfume.

SHOPPING
Either go with an open mind or with a rigidly-to-be-adhered-to list.
Either enlist the help of the shop assistant or don't let her make up your mind for you.
Either men like shopping or - more usually - they don't.

SHYNESS
Prepare a few conversational remarks to break the ice.
Try to put the other person at his ease.
Instruct yourself in current affairs.
Join a club.
Men like a woman to be a good listener.

SPECIAL OCCASIONS
Cream hands thickly and sleep in gloves the night before.
Try to fit in a facial and a hair-do.
Rest for an hour with your feet up and pads over your eyes.
Make up extra specially carefully.
Oh, men, men, men.

TOP SECRET
Consult your doctor.
Send us a stamped addressed envelope.
Men are beasts.

Source: jezebel.com 20 February 2008

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