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I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest.  The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.

- Mrs Robert A Taft
 

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

- Mark Twain
 

When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you read words when reading books.  You will be reading meanings.

- W E B Du Bois
 

Monthly Site Activity Analysis

*May 2003*

Totals

May

June

 

Averages

May

June

Hits 766,924     Pages per Day 1,688  
Mbytes Transferred 6806.80     Pages per Visit 2  
Pages Viewed 52,333     Length of Visit 1m 41s   
Estimated Visits 25,025     Visits per Day 807  
Unique Visitors 19,875     Visits per Week 5,651  
New Visitors 17,824     Unique Visitors/Day 641  
Repeat Visitors 3,046     New Visitors/Day 575  
Unique Hosts 17,269     Repeat Visitors/Day 98  
Unique Pages 1,104     Visitor Repeat Rate 15.3%  
 
Top Referrer Google     Top Keyword spiders  

For a table showing countries from whence we have received visitors (as if you cared) but also showing the countries of the world (from three differing lists) please see How Many Countries in the World?

Search keys can be interesting - downright funny, even.  What were people thinking of?

Though I have little reference to sex on my site, I've received visitors who searched for spanking, whipped women, brassiere, bra, vaginas, circumcised vaginas, medical vaginas, baby vaginas, little vaginas, many vaginas and sizes of vaginas.  They've looked for men wearing pantyhose, men butt, teenage strippers, naked women and playmates.  Six came searching for Madonna's armpit.  Three looked for armpit noises; others sought sweaty armpits, one wanted woman armpit (I guess anyone's would do).  Some wanted Nicole Kidman's nose, others her cunt.  A few just wanted her measurements.

Several arrived after looking for the number 854917632, some sought 1317, a few showed up after searching for 0.  Hundreds came searching for the letter a, a few came looking for n.  In an article on the most popular search keys, I had misspelled dragonball, typing dargonball instead.  Five people who made the same mistake found their way to my site (though I don't even know what dragonball IS).

Several came looking for the plural of crow - but they didn't find it because I don't know what it is.  Lots came searching on a single word including: foreskin, news, exercise, resemblances, geese, woodlots, vegan, thirties, tarantula, fraud, grooks, knave, teens, rural, trivia, doberman and urinated.  Each search must've returned tens or even hundreds of thousands of pages.  Several people arrived after searching for New Zealand.

Some search phrases included:

bullet"Ritalin was working but now he refuses to prescribe it"
bullet"What is the name of the book the Statue of Liberty is holding?" (it has a name?)
bullet"Why can't a pig look up at the sky?"
bullet"Young Hispanic men masturbating in front of women"
bullet"Financial Times monkey dart"
bullet"electronic device used by police that can stop a car"
bullet"Can conjoined twins read each other's thoughts?"
bullet"she artificially inseminated herself from a condom"
bullet"what should I take to Antarctica for one year?" (as if I knew)
bullet"My friends removed my penis and testicles and now I have a vagina and dress in skirts" (Are you sure those were friends?)
bullet"older mature couple wants dominant males for sex" (Mature?  Older, maybe, but not wiser...)
bullet"picture of two men who have tied their penises together" (that must've hurt)
bullet"Afghan hound arrested" and
bullet"vitamin hair repair bald white loss woman" (I couldn't help but feel sympathy).

The most popular keys are tattoos (about 20 different spellings, usually accompanied by some movie star's name and/or body part), enjo kosai, card shuffling, genetic sexual attraction, purse designers, Britney Spears (though I mention her only in passing) and "sweat smells like ammonia".

Source: Report generated with NetTracker® v5.5 Enterprise © 1996-2001 Sane Solutions, LLC; all rights reserved

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